支付宝年度账单的关键词是夸你？那你真是太天真了哈哈哈丨独家英译

经常出差跑业务的高级游民，租房的钱基本是亏的。

Higher-ranking homeless people who travel a lot on business and can never get the full value of what they've paid for their bedrooms. 

或者是没啥事做、到处浪的学生党。

Or students who have nothing serious to do and kill time by touring.

精装版的远方。

A sophisticated type of Horizon.

猫吃进口三文鱼。狗吃精装营养餐。你吃土。

Your cats eat imported slamon. Your dogs eat delicately balanced meal. You eat dirt.

老干部。

Someone who already settles for the life-style of the senior.

抠。

Economical in a social-suicide way.

花式抠。

An acrobatic way of being economical in a social-suicide way.

熬着夜敷面膜。吃着泡面买新衣。

Stay up late with facial mask on the face. Eat nothing but instant noodles just to save money for new clothes.

最稀缺的资源是衣柜的剩余空间。最苗条的尺度是存款余额。

The most scarce resource is the room still left in your closet. The slimmest parameter is your account balance.

什么都买，花式败家，企图以自己瘦弱的肩膀扛起整个国家的GDP。

Spend money on anything you can come up with. Try every innovative way to make yourself poor. You try to sustain the whole country's GDP with your little shoulders.

喜欢买没人买的产品，对大众审美抱有意识形态上的蔑视。“月销量0？买！”

Someone who loves buying things that nobody else wants to buy. They despise the taste of the public on the ideological level. "Monthly sales is 0? I'll buy it!"

一年买了39本书，读了1本半。

Bought 39 books this year. Have read 1 and a half.

对“爆款”、“韩系”、“同款”这些关键词毫无抵抗力。喜欢说：“不知道为什么，反正就是喜欢。”

Cannot resist hashtags like #bestselling, #Korean style & #identical design. Prefer saying things like "I don't know why. I just like it."

支付宝的产品经理说：“这个人好像没啥特点。诶？今年是狗年？”

The product manager of Alipay thought: "It seems like there's nothing special about this person... Wait, it's the year of the dog, right?"

家里的钱不归你管。

Apparently you are not the one who manages the finance of this family.

我的钱都到哪去了？

Where the hell did my money go??

中年少女。

Middle-aged maidens.

自拍地点大多是健身房。他拍地点也是。

Most of the selfies were taken in the gym. Most of the photos taken by others were taken there, too.

葬爱家族的余孽。爱过。

The leftover of those high-school freak groups. Love experienced.

大钱已经花出去了。哭着也得说值啊。

Already spent a fortune. Of course you have to convince yourself it's worthy.