笑哭！看完老外的买家秀，我才懂得坑爹真的不分国界…

卖家：

Hopefully, this sad-looking adult has a child in his life he can give this chair to, to at least make that non-Prime shipping time worth the wait.

希望，这个面容悲伤的孩子能找到一个孩子，把这把椅子给他。不然，也太对不起漫长的快递时间了！！

We’re pretty sure that this dog could bust out of his enclosure with a single step, reigning terror on the rest of the apartment.

我们很确定，这只狗一伸腿，就能走出“牢笼”，涉足公寓的其他地方了。

This poor woman just wanted to be Princess Leia for Halloween, and finding this costume in a bag online probably seemed like the easiest and most convenient way to make that vision come alive. 

这位可怜的女士只是想在万圣节客串莱娅公主，然后在网上发现了这套服装。看起来是让这个想法付诸实现的最简单、方便的方法。

He literally looks like he's wearing scuba flippers.

他看起来就想是穿了个潜水的脚蹼。

I think the model is standing on a chair, so just get get to the prom early, stand on the first chair you see and don't move all night 

我觉得模特肯定站在了椅子上，所以，你需要做的是就是早点去毕业晚会，站在你看到的第一张椅子上，然后一整晚就不要动了。

Kaleisha Abby Crenshaw found a clever use for her too-small 'rug' after ordering the wrong size, using it as a bookmark instead

 Kaleisha Abby Crenshaw为这块尺寸太小的地毯找到了一个合理的用处，那就是用它来当书签。