男生为了撩妹也是蛮拼的
5 Stupidest Things 
guys have done to impress a girl

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为
撩
妹
做
了
哪
些
傻
事
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I tried doing a backflip on flat ground, but I landed on my head.
我尝试在平地上后空翻，结果头先着地了。
I sent her a dick pick. It backfired spectacularly when she showed me hers which was bigger than mine.
我给她发了张丁日照，华丽丽适得其反，她给我看了她的，比我的还大。
I was flirting with this girl and I didn’t look forward so I walked straight into a lamppost.
我正撩妹得欢的时候，没注意看前方，结果直径撞上路灯柱子。


When we were like 13 I wrote her a love letter and gave it to her. Her reaction : in whose name did you give it to me ? Like I was a fucking postman to her…
13岁的时候，我写了封情书递给她。她居然问我是替谁传的。好像我特么的就是个邮差。

I drank 20 tequilas at once and puked and was driven to the emergency. We were together for 2 years.
一口气干了20杯龙舌兰，狂吐，送急诊。我们在一起两年。 

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