为什么中国富二代泡不到外国妞？ （内含攻略）
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如果泡外国MM？
基础篇
要泡洋MM，有些基本的东西要具备。/ p* {9
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Personal Hygiene
个人卫生是革命的首要问题，不仅仅是一天两遍澡那么简单。
- 牙要修整齐了（大陆同胞这点较差）
- 头要去理发店理，可不能为省俩钱，找哥们乱来，会误大事地
- 眼镜要新款(隐形不大适合亚洲面孔)
- 衬衣要有LOGO的牌子，天天要换，里面还要有一白色老头衫衬着(BASIC就行)
- 长裤可穿2-3天，短裤，袜子一定天天换
- 胡子要刮干净，还要洒点Cologne，最好洗完澡喷在身上，会持久一点。
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Life Style
这点也很重要。
- 要去GYM(那MM更多)，把胳膊腿的都练练
- 多参加 Group Exercise，如什么High - Low Class 之类
- 要知道目前演什么电影
- 周围主要餐馆的名字与菜单。。。
- 小资一点
- 小资一点
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Live Alone
- 要自己住，尤其不能与老做饭的中国留学生合住(没有恶意)
- 住的不能太差
- 开的车也不能太破
- 不能太寒酸
- 洋MM都在House里长大，小了就不习惯，还有厨房要整干净，必要时喷点Air Refresher
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English
英文要多练，不论男女老少(老太太最好)，见人就套辞，主要是锻炼自信心，基本发音要搞准。
相识篇
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要有信心，敢吹大牛
在酒吧，Andy有心搭搁，但贼胆不够。James家说:"你付酒钱，我保证将二位请到咱桌上, D当然满口答应。"
James于是拍案而起，大声说：be right back。(开始演戏) 。
直奔二MM而去，对她俩说道：
Me and my buddy over there are arguing about my look
Me and my buddy over there are arguing about my look
I believe that I look better than Keanu Reevs( 想不起其他有亚洲面孔的了)
I really need an honest opinion from some hotties(要拍马屁),
If you guys can back me up and tell him that I am right, beers on me(要有奖励).
金发MM眼都没眨，便随James过去了
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要幽默风趣，敢开有色玩笑
“Can I borrow your light?” (自然地开始)
“Sure。”
“So， What‘s is the topic today?”( 进一步找话题)
“We are talkin’bout West Virginia。”
“Oh, what about it?” (要搞清楚，才能有地放矢)
“You heard sometimes they…”(俩MM是指WV的农民乱伦问题)
“Sure。”
“So， What‘s is the topic today?”( 进一步找话题)
“We are talkin’bout West Virginia。”
“Oh, what about it?” (要搞清楚，才能有地放矢)
“You heard sometimes they…”(俩MM是指WV的农民乱伦问题)
“Ah, THAT! (要装内行)I know. That’s why someone said, we should moving O.J Simpson’s trial to West Virginia, cus they all have the same DNA!” (不久前刚听来的有色笑话，现买现卖)
哈哈哈哈！俩MM笑得花枝乱颤，我赶紧跟上一句，给哥们做介绍：
“Hey, This is S and K, I am Lonehand and you are…”
“I am Jennifer and this is Kim.”
“Nice to meet you.” 。。。
话题打开了，那晚上我们5个还一同ORDER了吃的，交换了号码。。。
哈哈哈哈！俩MM笑得花枝乱颤，我赶紧跟上一句，给哥们做介绍：
“Hey, This is S and K, I am Lonehand and you are…”
“I am Jennifer and this is Kim.”
“Nice to meet you.” 。。。
话题打开了，那晚上我们5个还一同ORDER了吃的，交换了号码。。。
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要与众不同，敢于尝试
有三个MM在高声谈笑，我要了杯啤的，转身，故作自然的插话：
“What’s so funny?”
“Diana just got engaged.”
“Oh, congratulations! Let me see the ring.” (要表示对结婚有兴趣)
“Sure.”(要大大方方的拉过MM的手，细细端详)
“Nice! I always have a question about the ring, Can you guys help me with that?”
“Shout.”
“That’s a nice ring. I am always wondering how important the ring is to a girl, let's assume just for 1 min, if I buy a bigger ring than that now, what would you say?” (此乃与众不同，目的是要Impress 另一个没定婚的MM)
“I am ALL yours!”
哈哈哈。大家都笑。
笑过后，另一MM果然开口：
“So, what you do for a living?”
“I am an engineer..."(上钩了，大功告成也) 。。。
“What’s so funny?”
“Diana just got engaged.”
“Oh, congratulations! Let me see the ring.” (要表示对结婚有兴趣)
“Sure.”(要大大方方的拉过MM的手，细细端详)
“Nice! I always have a question about the ring, Can you guys help me with that?”
“Shout.”
“That’s a nice ring. I am always wondering how important the ring is to a girl, let's assume just for 1 min, if I buy a bigger ring than that now, what would you say?” (此乃与众不同，目的是要Impress 另一个没定婚的MM)
“I am ALL yours!”
哈哈哈。大家都笑。
笑过后，另一MM果然开口：
“So, what you do for a living?”
“I am an engineer..."(上钩了，大功告成也) 。。。
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