38岁成名，61岁拿奖！这个号称好莱坞最“俗”女演员的获奖演讲一如既往地幽默风趣…（附视频&演讲稿）

Thank you, thank you so much, wow, and thank you, Hollywood Foreign Press. It really means a lot. Thank you. Wow. I can put this down, right? I don’t work out, you know what I mean — I can’t hold it that long. But, you know, this is such a great night. I’m so glad to be here and be in the company of all of you. Hollywood Foreign Press, thank you. I just want to say, some of the people in this room, there were like five people that kept me going for, you know, 20 years with these little jobs. And Ryan Murphy, you were one of them. It’s these little jobs that kept me going, it was like five — it was like you, Ryan, and, let’s see, we got — who else was there. It was … just you, Ryan.

谢谢你，非常感谢你，哇，也谢谢你，好莱坞外国媒体。这真的意味着很多。谢谢你。哇。我可以把这个放下，对吗？我不工作了，你知道我的意思--我不能坚持那么久。但是，你知道，这是这样一个伟大的夜晚。我很高兴来到这里，与你们所有人在一起。好莱坞外国媒体，谢谢你们。我只想说，这个房间里的一些人，好像有五个人让我坚持了20年，你知道，这些小工作。而瑞安-墨菲，你是其中之一。正是这些小工作让我坚持了下来，就像五个人--就像你，瑞安，还有，让我们看看，我们还有谁在那里。那是......只有你，瑞安。

No, but, I mean — I didn’t know anybody, and it just was sort of this thing that wasn’t going anywhere. Then there were these people who would give me these cute little jobs and it would just be enough to get to the next one. Michael Patrick King, you kept me going for a long time, and Reese [Witherspoon], you got me in Legally Blonde. And then the Weiss brothers would keep me going because some of these would go like five different episodes, and five different sequels of American Pie. I’ve milked that to death. I’m still going for six or seven, whatever they want.

没有，但是，我的意思是--我不认识任何人，而且这只是一种没有进展的事情。然后有这些人给我这些可爱的小工作，这就足以让我去做下一个工作。迈克尔-帕特里克-金，你让我坚持了很长时间，瑞茜-威瑟斯彭，你让我参加了《金发碧眼》。然后韦斯兄弟会让我继续下去，因为其中一些会有五个不同的剧集，以及五个不同的《美国派》续集。我已经把它榨干了。我仍然要拍六部或七部，不管他们想要什么。

But I just want to say, I hope my agent at UTA and Tiffany [Kuzon], you all forgive me because the hook came out at the last thing I got an award at, this giant hook, and I thought it left when vaudeville ended, and this hook came and took me off the stage at the Emmys. And I didn’t get to say what I really wanted to say at the Emmys, which is Mike White … I just — truly, I just want you all to know that I had such big dreams and expectations as a younger person, but what happened is they get sort of fizzled by life and whatever. I thought I was going to be Queen of Monaco even though someone else did it. [Laughter] But I had these giant ideas. And then you get older and, oh, shit’s going to happen. And, Mike White, you have given me hope. You’ve given me a new beginning. Even if this is the end, because you did kill me off, but even if this is the end, you changed my life in a million different ways. My neighbors are speaking to me and things like that. I was never invited to one party on my hill, and now everyone’s inviting me! I just — you know, it’s to you, Mike White.

但我只想说，我希望我在UTA的经纪人和Tiffany[Kuzon]，你们都原谅我，因为在我最后一次获奖时，这个钩子出来了，这个巨大的钩子，我以为它在杂耍结束时就离开了，这个钩子来了，把我从艾美奖的舞台上带走了。我没能在艾美奖上说出我真正想说的话，那就是迈克-怀特......我只是--真的，我只是想让你们都知道，我在年轻时有如此大的梦想和期望，但发生的事情是，它们被生活和其他事情弄得有点晕头转向。我以为我将成为摩纳哥女王，尽管有人做到了。[笑]但我有这些巨大的想法。然后你变老了，哦，狗屎要发生了。而且，迈克-怀特，你给了我希望。你给了我一个新的开始。即使这是结束，因为你确实杀了我，但即使这是结束，你以无数种不同的方式改变了我的生活。我的邻居们在和我说话，还有类似的事情。我从来没有被邀请参加过我山上的一个聚会，而现在每个人都在邀请我！我只是--你知道，这是我的荣幸。我只是--你知道，这是给你的，迈克-怀特。

This is something all of you, if you don’t know Mike White, this is what you should know: He is worried about the world, he’s worried about people, he’s worried about friends of his that aren’t doing well, he’s always worried about people, you’re worried about animals, and he really is one of the greatest people I’ve ever … He gives me so much excitement to be — you make people want to live longer, and I didn’t. 

这是你们所有人的事，如果你们不了解迈克-怀特，这是你应该知道的事。他担心这个世界，他担心人们，他担心他的朋友做得不好，他总是担心人们，你担心动物，他真的是我所见过的最伟大的人之一......他给了我这么多兴奋的感觉--你让人们想活得更久，而我却没有。

So anyway, I just want to say, Mike White, I love you to death. I just want to say, this is a real fun night, thank you. Thank you!”

所以无论如何，我只想说，迈克-怀特，我爱死你了。我只想说，这是一个真正有趣的夜晚，谢谢你。谢谢你!