崔娃吐槽秀:特朗普狂发“免死金牌”,3个子女和1个女婿将得到同样的“礼物”!(附视频&对话稿)
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据美国媒体报道,特朗普正考虑在下台前给予他的3名子女、女婿和私人律师鲁道夫·W·朱利安尼赦免。而且这种赦免,并不是对于他们有罪的赦免,而是在没有明确罪行的情况下在未来的“免死金牌”。特朗普真的能这么干吗?
特朗普认为,他担心拜登上台后司法部可能会通过针对他五个孩子中年龄最大的三个--小唐纳德·特朗普、埃里克·特朗普和伊万卡·特朗普以及女婿、白宫高级顾问贾里德·库什纳的麻烦,来寻求对特朗普的报复。目前这四个人中至少有三人可能会有潜在的麻烦。
崔娃在得知这一新闻后做了一个简短的吐槽脱口秀,崔娃说通常特朗普的孩子们,尤其是伊万卡收到的礼物比埃里克好太多,比如特朗普给伊万卡一匹马,埃里克得到的是铲屎铁锹,这一次终于得到了和伊万卡一样的礼物,那就是总统特赦。
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President Trump will lose all the powers that come with the presidency.
Like vetoing bills and getting to pick the in-flight movie on Air Force 1.
But even worse for Trump is that he will lose the power to pardon people.
So he might take advantage of it while he still can.
NEWSWOMAN: In another sign President Trump is preparing for life after the White House, multiple sources telling NBC News he's considering preemptive pardons for his three eldest children, his son-in-law, and other close associates.
Yep, you heard that right.
Trump might preemptively pardon Ivanka, Don Jr., Eric and Jared.
Which is groundbreaking, because this could be the first time in history that Trump gives all his kids the same gift.
'Cause when they were growing up they'd get different presents.
You know, like Ivanka would get a horse, and then Eric would get a shovel to scoop up horseshit.
But the big question is, is it legal for Trump to pardon his own children? Well, to help me answer that, let's turn to our own senior legal correspondent, Desi Lydic.
Desi, this seems really shady.
I mean, if Trump pardons all of his kids, isn't that basically admitting that they are criminals? No, of course not, Trevor.
Sounds like someone didn't go to law school.
I didn't, either, but I partied there.
The fact is these pardons are preemptive.
Right? That doesn't mean they're criminals.
It means they're pre-criminals.
And in a way, we're all pre-criminals.
I mean, are you telling me that you know for sure that you would never get into a bar fight or help a friend knock over a bank? Yeah, I-I know I'm not gonna rob a bank.
All right.
Guess I'll find someone else.
Okay, but, Desi, what about the fact...
what about the fact that this could be a blanket pardon? Like, it could cover literally any crime.
Yeah, well, that's a good thing.
See, we don't know what they've done yet, but they might not know, either.
I mean, there could be so many crimes that you could commit without even realizing it.
They could go after Don Jr.
for not filling out every tax form perfectly or, you know, hunting a rhinoceros because it was "in the zoo." That's just not right, Trevor.
In America, we don't want to send innocent people to jail.
This isn't Africa.
Wow, okay.
All right.
Okay, then let me ask you this, Desi.
At the very least, you have to admit that this is hypocritical.
I mean, Trump's whole deal is he's the law and order president.
Now he's using his power to subvert the justice system.
Right, but this is law and order.
He's bringing the people outside the law back into the law, which allows them to order lunch, because they won't be in jail.
Law and order.
That is not what "law and order" means.
Again, Trevor, you're not a lawyer.
I'm on the board at Columbia Law School.
There's a corkboard that says, "If you see this woman, call campus security." But, Desi, if all the Trump kids are so clearly innocent, then why can't they just trust the justice system to prove it? Uh, are you kidding? Because once Joe Biden takes power, he and the Democrat deep state are just gonna use the justice system to get revenge, that's why.
I mean, that's the way that it works around here.
In America, so many innocent people get sent to jail.
This isn't Africa.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go.
Ronny's waiting for me at the Wells Fargo.
See, he's a real friend.
Desi.
Desi, please, don't rob a bank with Ronny.
-Please.
-No, no, no, no, no.
Trevor, it's fine.
See, coworkers don't have to testify against each other.
It's the perfect crime.
No, Desi, I don't...
I don't think that's true.
I might have to testify...
Man.
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