美国人民开启了高端自黑模式
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美国疾控中心 vs 美国民众
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白宫防疫小组严正告诫各位,避免10人以上的聚会……
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“Spainish flu, Chinese virus, 还有什么类似的没有?”
"American dream”。
“如果你觉得自己病了,请不要去医院浪费宝贵的病毒检测资源。因为还有很多并没有症状的歌星影星还在等待检测。”
“美国的穷人现在可以免费检测新冠病毒了!对着富人咳嗽几下,等他的检测结果。”
“公司发给我的信里说我是个很重要的员工。但是发给我的工资条上显然没这么说。”
当你听说Corona是一个来自墨西哥的啤酒品牌
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山河动荡,不复昔日荣光!
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当你得了普通感冒
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当你得了新冠肺炎:世界!我来了!
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平时的周末
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防疫期间的周末
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乐高:尽一点绵薄之力!
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“病毒最可怕的地方在于,把人都变成了鸽子”
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每年的三月
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隔离时期的三月
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各行各业在家工作的时候
产科医生:剖腹产母子平安!
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公务员:在哪儿不是干啊。
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飞行员:挡不住飞翔的心!
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Uber 司机:路况明显更差了
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救生员:泳池禁止搓泥……
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专职 porn-star 的小姨子今天开始在家工作...
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