千万不要让你的女朋友喝醉酒,不然她们会变成老司机的!
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都说“一醉解千愁”,
事实上,大部分喝醉酒的人
在自己的眼里是一个多情的浪子,
在别人的眼里却是一个傻缺的疯子!
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一个人喝醉酒后到底会干出什么事儿!
演员的诞生之醉酒版即将开始……
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先给各位拜个早年!
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我爸喝多的那天晚上
风很大地很凉
我妈在拍地上的爸爸
我在拍我爸和我妈
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果然不是一家人,不进一家门啊
好妹妹喝多了
找不到马桶硬生生吐地上,
我给她洗了一晚上衣服
还给她洗了澡抬上了床
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为这个家付出了太多
传说中的翘屁嫩男…
醉酒也不忘性感emmmm~
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朋友喝醉酒,
只能用小拖车带他回去哈哈哈
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还有情侣款拖车!
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一群魔鬼在欢笑!
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来不及了!先上轮椅吧!
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把白花花的肉献给加拿大的雪
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自挂东南枝?
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一不小心你就变成了表情包
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对不起我自闭了
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哈哈台词功底不错,差点唱出声
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爸爸喝醉睡在洗手池上
还正儿八经把鞋脱了
讲究人!
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这六亲不认的姿势……
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姐妹儿!注意安全啊!
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停手!你们不要打了!要打去练舞室打!
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直接睡在了楼梯间里
脑袋枕在拖布上
喝醉了也不能委屈自己,必须有枕头!
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谁还没个少女梦呢
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喝醉了要寻宝的你
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喝多了,眼睛摔得亲妈都不认识了
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这双鞋够骚气的啊!
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喝多了坐在绿化带里
说自己压在江直树身上……
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这个姿势难度太高
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给自己找个舒服的姿势
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“恭喜小伙子当妈妈了”
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千万不要轻易喝醉!
不然你也不知道你的朋友会做出什么事!
果然,喝醉酒能激发人的潜能,
不然你永远不会知道自己
有多沙雕!
你曾在喝醉后做过什么奇葩的事儿?
开发过什么新技能?
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来源于@醉酒行为实录,图片见水印
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