【花式狗粮】这样作死还有老婆or女朋友?!找了这样一群逗货做男朋友,真的能把女朋友气死啊….
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话说,
恋爱中的妹子总是一脸的春风得意,每天被男朋友细心呵护着照顾着,想想都心里一甜,嘴上一笑...
然而,不可否认的是,总有那么一些男朋友,在谈恋爱期间,他们脑子经常突发性的短路,作出一些匪夷所思的行为和恶作剧...
这些男朋友觉得这些恶作剧是俩人生活乐趣的一部分,然而....女朋友累觉不爱啊...
比如,
一个男网友的女朋友去旅游度假,让他去照顾她的乌龟宠物,还让他别给乌龟惹上什么麻烦,于是...这个逗逼男朋友就给乌龟照了一系列他“制造麻烦”的照片...
无证驾驶...
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_png_%7C_wgYCDpsjxWcLrttZjdMZM4YWeNxD0TwFejyMQftibicdCJ5NWDvbw2Nn5jlYtE7nVtNe7iaM6Wb1wzZtwdkIOfrfA_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Dpng.jpg)
疑似吸毒现场...
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看乌龟A片...
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这个男人,因为自己老婆不肯拍怀孕照,他一怒之下找了个摄影师给自己拍...
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_wgYCDpsjxWcLrttZjdMZM4YWeNxD0TwFLBXaK0WDhSnmSWiaibIE4xprX8f6vtZPbjNUpj2yiapP7Iuibo2NbfiaicCA_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
“我的女朋友说如果我能给她找到更丑的鞋子,她就不再嘲笑我的鳄鱼鞋”,所以这个网友后来找到了这双...
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“女朋友出门了,终于可以和我家狗一起吃顿饭了”
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一个女网友跟自己的画家老公抱怨,说他从来没有把他和自己画在一起。然后,这个老公就画了这样一幅画....
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可以说是非常写实了...
这个女网友,说自己丈夫平时出门上班的时候,喜欢给她留各种纸条,例如这样...
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“让我男朋友发点性感的照片,结果等来了这张”
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“在车里睡着了,突然我老公和几个孩子突然尖叫,我睁开眼看到了这情形...目前为止我还不想跟那几个混蛋说话”
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这个网友的女朋友想要个戒指做圣诞礼物,于是,他给了她一个惊喜...
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这个网友,让自己男朋友带家里的喵去一趟美容院,回来发现喵变成了这样
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这个网友的男朋友前一晚惹她生气了,为了赔罪,第二天他给她办公室送了一堆面...粉....
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??????
“今天我老婆值班,我在家无聊,就打开了家里的监控,然后我穿着万圣节的面具出现在了画面里...现在电话里我老婆要吓炸了。不过我打算再买多几个面具”
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_wgYCDpsjxWcLrttZjdMZM4YWeNxD0TwFXv9riaZXUA7dql8PibRjtNqYBjyDUJnakj2okbCnFUGXLXVVjGAgtbcQ_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
“我老婆想在她生孩子的时候给她照张相,所以我照了这张”
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“本来还觉得自己今天打扮挺可爱的,结果我男朋友掏出了手机,说我长得像这个卡通角色...”
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一个网友,和自己丈夫都是物理学家,所以当时他丈夫向她求婚的时候,写了这篇论文...
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“听到我老公在厨房一直叫家里的汪‘站直一点’,我进去一看,结果看到了这情形...”
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_wgYCDpsjxWcLrttZjdMZM4YWeNxD0TwFXOU3FtgUxOldBYO3faiaGaeB3AebVPrcibYxicp1MMmWduz6tehicmkTVQ_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
“昨天想那啥的时候,给了我老婆一点提示...”
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_wgYCDpsjxWcLrttZjdMZM4YWeNxD0TwF1YPVso65ueu7IkK0bNql3oOTEibLYfoChzqWHOt9nAJwmP38r2qMpIQ_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
“昨晚跟我那个喜欢可口可乐的男朋友说我喜欢百事可乐,结果第二天回来看到了这个情形...”
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_wgYCDpsjxWcLrttZjdMZM4YWeNxD0TwFWq2qBI55JN4ZcTucS1APHoL3ficNkCnMmFC0Ga6icjIFZaFRh13WWicibA_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
“我的老婆让我帮忙去掉一半土豆的皮然后把它们放锅里,任务已经完成了”
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女朋友想要个海绵蛋糕,结果特么这网友真的拿海绵做了一个...
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这么作还有女朋友和老婆,
羡慕你们....
ref:
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-boyfriend-husband-pranks-jokes/?cexp_id=7011&cexp_var=31&_f=featured
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