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如何用英语优雅地撕逼（二）
BGM:Ready For It？
1
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? 
你想过没有，如果你出生时大脑没缺氧，现在的人生会大不相同? 
2
You are dark and handsome. When it's dark, you’re handsome. 
你又黑又帅。天越黑的时候你就越帅。 
3
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? 
你是怎么到这里的? 谁打开笼子放你出来的? 
4
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
我猜你妈肯定吠声嘹亮! 
5
I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be! 
我知道你没看上去那么傻逼。因为没人能傻逼成这样! 
6
If I had a face like yours, I'd  sue my parents! 
我要是长成你这样，我肯定告死我爹妈! 
7
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! 
如果要杀掉所有讨厌你的人的话，那就不只是谋杀了；那是种族清洗! 
8
If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M. 
如果你的脑仁儿是巧克力做的，那它肯定连一颗M&M豆都装不满。 
9
She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face. 
她这脸长得沉鱼落雁，闭月羞花。也就是说，谁都不忍直视。
10
She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start. 
她身材从来不减，大脑从来不动。 
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