不管学得咋样，想考得好都是人之常情，而有些不甘心考不好的小同学无法抵制高分的诱惑，选择了铤而走险的作弊之路——在此，我们首先要强调的是，考场作弊，轻则挂整门课，重则被退学，学术作弊一旦留在个人记录上，基本上未来求职的时候所有好工作都不待见你——一句话：作弊什么的，真真使不得！
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以下是21种国外网友们的作弊经历；翻译这篇的宗旨只是让大家轻松一下，感受下外国朋友们在绝望下各种千奇百怪的“绝地反击”，从而缓解一些考试季的压力，仅供娱乐。
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1. This closet caper “金屋藏娇”
“In Spanish class we hid an actual exchange student from Mexico in the supply closet, gave her a copy of the test, and she whispered the answers to the people sitting in the back row next to the closet. My teacher had no idea.” —SummerGrace
“在西班牙语课上我们把一个墨西哥女生藏在了教室后面的橱柜里，我们把一份试卷塞给她，让她小声地把答案念给最后一排的同学。我们的老师完全没发现！”
点评：这个厉害了，不过想小编中学时的班级橱柜里放满了脏兮兮的拖把等卫生工具，估计交换学生也是不愿意呆的。
2. This fashionable geek 潮男极客
“I knew I was going to have a test about the periodic table so I wore a shirt which had the periodic table and the words ‘I wear this shirt periodically,’ on it. The teacher thought it was a cool shirt and let me take the test with it on. I got an A.” —saynotothis
“我事先知道我们要考元素周期表，所以特地穿了一件带有元素周期表的T恤，上面还写着’我周期性地穿这件T恤’。我的老师觉得挺酷的并没有让我换掉，结果我得了个A。”
点评：我要是你老师我就让你当场扒了哼哼！

3. This guy taking one for the team 最具奉献精神奖
“I taped a notecard to the back of the guy in front of me. From the teachers desk you could see nothing. If the teacher got up, I would pull down the guys hoodie to cover it. Our entire row was in on it, so everyone benefited except the trooper who sat in the front.
We had a system where, when we were ready to get up to turn in the papers, we would shrug our shoulders and stretch our neck so the person behind you would peel off the notecard on your back and dispose of the evidence. We never got caught.” —aiyannac
“我把小抄用胶带贴在前面那哥们背上，从老师的角度来说他啥都看不到。如果老师起身了，我就把那哥们帽衫的帽子扯下来盖住…这事儿我们整排同学都有份儿，只是苦了坐在前面那哥们了。我们的运作机制时当我们交卷时，哥们儿会耸耸肩活动活动脖子，方便后面的人扯掉小抄。我们从没被抓过。”
点评：这一招也仅限于不爱走动的老师吧=。= 现在的教授都可精了，请好多个精力旺盛的年轻监考替他们走来走去。
4. This girl who was twinning 双生姐妹花
“I have a twin sister and in freshman year of college I took a calculus class. In this class there was a gateway exam, and since I didn’t know the material well I just had my sister go in and take it for me. She was the reason why I passed the class.” —ashleya48257e2ba
“我有个孪生姐姐，有一次大一的微积分考试，我啥都不会我就让她去了，然后我就过了。”
点评：过了一门微积分，后面还有需要用到微积分的专业课的话，那挂得就更惨烈了……你姐不可能替你考一辈子试的呀！
5. This well-designed plan 可乐瓶
“A classmate of mine carefully removed the label from a Coke bottle and scanned it as an image file, opened up Photoshop and replaced the ingredients paragraph with notes from the test and reprinted it on glossy paper. After careful cutting and gluing it back onto the bottle, it looked exactly like an inconspicuous bottle of Coke that he just kept on his desktop during the exam.” —laurenpilecki
“我一同学把可口可乐的标签小心撕下来，再把笔记p成合适大小扫描在了营养成分表上……于是这样一份神之小抄就像任何一瓶好天真好不做作的可乐瓶一样安安静静地在桌子上呆了整场考试。”
点评：这丫肯定过不了我们高考，水瓶是不让带字儿哒！
6. This more modern way of cheating 现代化作弊方针
“I bought an Android smartwatch specifically to cheat. I would screenshot my notes and send them to my watch for viewing, or if I needed to Google something by voice I would say it aloud as if I was thinking to myself.” —epotts0629
“我带了一块安卓的智能表，把我笔记的截图全部发到了上面；我还会假装自言自语——而实际上是在用Google的语音搜索。”
点评：智能手表愈发普及之后，现在教授们都会强调不让戴辣！
7. This stylish scheme 作弊有型
“I braided my hair into two dutch/fish braids, made little paper strips with the answers and key-words, rolled them really tiny and hid them in between the braid strokes. I never got caught with that one.” —andhreinagonzalezv
“我给自己打了两个麻花辫，把小抄条藏在其中。”
点评：所谓胆大心细不过如此，有这么多小心思不如好好复习，姑娘您说呢？
8. This idea no one saw coming 隐形作弊
“I wrote out the answers in invisible ink on my body and then used the flashlight on the back of the pen it came with to see them. No way of ever getting caught.” —kylemckeebrown
“我用隐形墨水把答案写在身上，然后再用笔里的手电筒去照，这不可能被抓的。”
点评：哎，身体发肤受之父母，小伙子太拼了也不好呀，化学试剂还是少往身上抹的好！
9. This risky fashion statement 危险时尚
“Once I had a friend come over before the exam and help me tape notes on my legs. I wore a really long black skirt with slits on both sides that go all the way up. I think the teacher suspected something at one point, but of course he couldn’t tell me to pull my skirt up or whatever. All in all, cheating successful.” —marijaholt
“有一次我叫我朋友把小抄贴在我腿上，然后我穿了一条黑长裙，两侧的开缝直达腰际。我觉得我的老师刚开始应该隐约察觉到了什么，但是他总不能叫我把裙子整条拉起来吧。总之，我成功了。”
点评：不做点评…想到了以前某个清宫科举作弊把答案写在肚子上的场景ˊ_>ˋ
10. This musician who’s singing his way to an A 高歌一曲拿了“A”
“For one of my classes I was able to listen to music while taking the tests, but I would need to show the teacher what I was listening to. Since I was in a band I had access to make recordings. I would list every answer from the study guide while speaking into the mic. And voilà! The most creative way I ever cheated was turning the information into a song which I was listening to while I took the test.” —k497ce5dc7
“我有堂课允许我们写考卷的时候听歌，只不过我们得先向老师证明我们听的是歌。因为我有参加乐队所以我会制作录音，我把所有的教辅答案都用麦克录进了我的歌里。我想这应该是我最有创意的一次作弊了！”
点评：看看就好，咱们考试是不能听歌滴！
11. These ridiculously small recital notes 奇妙的背诵笔记
“On a verbal test for Spanish class in high school we each got called individually to recite a poem we had to memorize in Spanish. We had to go to the teacher’s desk, sit in front of her and recite it. My friend wrote out the entire poem on a long strip of paper, then wrapped the paper around the inside of a clear pen. As he recited it, he rolled the pen around in his hands, to read the parts he forgot. Genius.” —mimicons100
“在一次高中西班牙语的口语测试中，我们每个人都要用西班牙语轮流到老师的桌前坐下并背诵一首诗。我有个朋友把小抄作成纸条，卷着塞进透明的笔管内，一边背一边转笔来看看自己忘记的部分，简直是天才。”
点评：高中毕业后这哥们去了马戏团。
12. This girl with a “really bad” sore throat 喉咙痛女孩
“This girl I know brought Strepsils into the exam, because of a sore throat. She had unwrapped all the Strepsils and wrote key points on the inside of each of the wrappers, then re-wrapped them. So, it may have looked like she was just taking Strepsils, but she was actually just looking for answers.” —rebeccalucys
“我知道有个女生带着一堆咽喉炎的药到了考场，她把所有的笔记写在药的包装纸内侧，然后在考场里一一打开，看起来就好像她的咽喉炎真的很严重。”
点评：God bless her.
13. This person who nailed it 立功的指甲
“My accounting teacher gave us a study guide with the exact questions that were going to be on the test. It was a 100-question multiple choice test. I was sick and studying wasn’t working out well. With a pencil I wrote the answers (A,B,C,D) in order on my fingernails very tiny so that they could all fit on my thumb and index finger. Then to make sure that it wouldn’t rub off I applied clear polish.” —Allison2333
“我的会计老师给了我们所有考试会出现的100道选择题原题。我当时生病了没怎么好好复习，于是我把答案按顺序全都写在我的拇指和食指指甲上。为了不让指甲掉色，我还上了一层透明的指甲油。”
点评：爱美的女生，运气都不会太差。（还是建议大家把这份心思用在普通打扮上。）
14. This amazing use of body art 神奇的身体艺术
“The most creative way I cheated on a test was to get the answer from my friend who took the test before me and write the multiple choice answers in the spaces between the tattoos on my arm. The tattoos are quotes so it didn’t look any different than it looked all semester.” —AzizaSum
“我最有创意的一次作弊就是让我一个比我先考完的朋友把答案抄在我纹身的间隙中。因为我的纹身是文字，所以看上去并没有什么异样。”
点评：年纪轻轻，花样倒是不少嘛。
15. This signature move 我的“战袍”
“I had this sweater from summer camp that had all the signatures and messages from my camp friends all over it (my version of a yearbook). I would wear it on test days and write the answers alongside the messages from my friends. The teachers couldn’t tell the difference in the writing, and best part is I would write in washable markers so I could just wash and re-use!” —j3lyfyshgal
“我有一件从夏令营带回来的汗衫，上面布满了当时朋友们的留言，我每次考试都会穿它，并且用可洗的墨水在上面做小抄，老师从来都没发现。”
点评：我觉得对于现在的大学policy和监考的严厉程度来说，这个还是意图过于明显了。
16. This person that’s double trouble 双管齐下
“Okay so there were two instances where I got creative with my cheating: the first being that I wrote on a tissue, then when I was done I just fake blew my nose into it and tossed it out. The other time was using my accordion folder. The back was opaque until you pressed on it so I would slip the sheet with the answers into the back section, put my folder on the floor (back facing up), then step on it in order to see the answers.” —xtinamooso
“我有两个富有创造性的作弊方法。一，我会把答案记在纸巾上，当我抄完以后就假装擤鼻涕丢掉它。二，我的文件夹的背面如果不挤压的话是不透明的，我把答案贴在背面内侧，然后把文件夹放在地上，需要看的时候就踩一下。”
点评：您眼神真好！
17. This person who realised it’s more work than it’s worth 事倍功半
“I once recorded myself saying all of the answers to an exam on my phone. During the exam I wore a sweatshirt and a chunky scarf to hide my headphones and just played the answers through the headphones. It honestly would’ve taken less time and would’ve been less stressful if I had just studied.” —hannaha4fb168609
“我有一次把所有的小抄内容用手机录下来，考试的时候把手机放运动裤里，再用一条厚实的毛巾挡住我的耳机。不过我真心觉得这么麻烦还不如好好复习呢。”
点评：小朋友你开窍了！
18. This rubbery method 橡胶神功
“In high school Spanish class I wrote all the vocabulary we needed to know on rubber bands. When they were on my wrist I could read them but when I took them off no one could read them. I told my friend about it before class and shared them by slingshotting them to her when the teacher wasn’t looking.” —RenRenn94
“在高中的西班牙语课上，我把所有我们需要掌握的词汇都写在了橡胶手环上，我戴着的时候自己可以看到，但是取下来别人就看不到了。我还把这个技巧告诉了我的朋友们，另外还趁老师不注意的时候把手环弹射给她们。”
点评：年纪小小，尽不学好，有了弹弓，不如打鸟。
19. This calculating duo 算数二重奏
“In secondary school, my best friend and I had an entire alphabet worked out, with symbols, letters, and numbers, so we could communicate via scientific calculator. There was one math exam we took in a classroom and she sat at a desk directly behind me. I told the examiner I had forgotten my calculator and asked if we could share since there were no spares, and the fool agreed. We told one another a few of the answers through passed notes via calculator.” —Rumer Priestly, Facebook
“在我初中的时候，我和我最好的朋友设计出了一种用科学计算器交流所有字母、数字和符号的方法。有一次数学考试我和老师说我忘带计算器了，于是我得以从我朋友那里借计算器并且互相通过计算器交流答案。”
点评：监考老师，你去面壁反思一下！
20. This team effort 团队合作
“My friends and I wrote cheats on the back of our necks and during the test would move our hair so the girl behind us could see the notes.” —Arielle Amanda
“我的朋友和我把答案写在我们自己的脖子后方，这样我们扭头的时候，我们后方的女生就可以看到这些笔记了。”
点评：这比第三个还要狠。
21. This intricate idea 复杂的想法
“I removed the inner workings of my watch and put in the answers. On test day I would make sure to wear a long sleeve shirt and ‘check the time’ when needed.” —krob451
“我把我的手表内测的零件清空后再把小抄放进去，考试的时候我穿着长袖，再时不时确认一下’时间’。”
点评：你的笔记要么很少，你的表盘要么很大。
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