不久前，传说中的丧茶在上海开张了，简直不要太火，
最近，这种唯恐天下不乱的人又开起了“爱无能小酒馆”，
丧能力有过之而无不及，
似乎一夜间全国人都不喝鸡汤了，全都一转身喜欢上了破罐子破摔。
这也不难理解啦，
人生已经如此艰难，何不落井下石？？
为了顺应这种历史潮流，英大给大家搜罗来了今年最丧的20个句子，
祝大家丧得精致。
01
“
你以为有钱人很快乐吗？
他们的快乐你根本想象不到
You think the rich are happy?
No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.
”
02
“
别灰心
人生就是这样起起落落落落
落落落落落落落落落落落落
落落落落落落落落落落
Don't be discouraged.
Life is full of ups and downs,
and all the downs after those downs.
”
03
“
有些人出现在你的生命里
是为了告诉你：你真好骗
Some people come to you in your life
to make you know that you are such an easy target.
”
04
“
比一个人吃火锅更寂寞的是
一个人没有钱吃火锅
What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?
That you can't even afford the chafingdish.
”
05
“
你不努力一下
怎么知道什么叫绝望呢？
If you don't try,
how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
”
06
“
男女之间一定有纯真的友谊
因为每一个认识我的女生
都说最多只能跟我做朋友
There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.
Because every girl I know told me that
we could only be friends.
”
07
“
不要没完没了地修图
你现实中长得不好看我们都知道
Don't photoshop yourself again and again.
We know you look ugly in reality.
”
08
“
你无法用钱买到幸福
因为你没有钱
You can't buy happiness with money,
Because you don't have money.
”
09
“
最怕你一生碌碌无为
还安慰自己平凡可贵
The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life
and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
”
10
“
不要看别人表面上一帆风顺
实际上，他们背地里，也是一帆风顺
Some people seem to have everything.
In fact, they do have everything.
”
11
“
受够了又肥又丑的自己吗？
快去健身房吧，光丑就行了
Tired of being fat and ugly?
Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!
”
12
“
你无法叫醒一个不回你消息的人
但是红包可以
You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.
But money can.
”
13
“
虽然你单身
但你胖若两人
Though you're single,
you occupy twice the space.
”
14
“
好女孩只得到了好字
而漂亮女孩却得到了所有
A good girl has good reputation.
A pretty girl has everything.
”
15
“
爱笑的女生运气不会太差
说实话，如果一个女生运气一直不好
我不知道她怎么笑得出来
A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.
Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
”
16
“
喜欢一个人就去表白
万一成备胎了呢
If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.
There's a chance that you become the Plan B.
”
17
“
哪有什么选择困难症
还不是因为穷
There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.
You are just being poor.
”
18
“
你只知道人家化妆比你好看
却不知道，她们卸了妆
不仅比你好看，皮肤还吹弹可破
You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.
What you don't know is: 
underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.
”
19
“
为什么总是天妒英才呢？
因为没人管笨蛋活多久
Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?
Because no one bother caring about idiots.
”
20
“
当上帝给你关上一扇门
他还会顺便把窗子也一起关了
When God closes a door for you,

he'd close the windows all together.
”
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