老司机开车的一百种姿势
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小时候的我有个梦想
那就是
坐在购物车里驰骋飞翔
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但因为我妈爱子心切
所以这么多年来
我一直没有机会实现这个伟大梦想
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1FH6qP3z9YehUaw8s8V49Wd28DAs7OpP1fC5Co8UvcCcc8BtUicuxaIIaQiahTaU07FlXV54QT5qU0A_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
直到这个游戏的出现
让我完成了多年的夙愿
让我感谢我妈当年的阻拦之恩
它就是
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Cart Racer
购/物/车/竞/速
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游戏的主角是个
光头肌肉大叔
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_png_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1FH6qP3z9YehUaw8s8V49Wd34FMddibY4XJkQfytq3fNILxa7TwNic5ZdsqDreqqSU64nicwCGjB4IUQ_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Dpng.jpg)
第一眼看上去还有点小帅
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1FH6qP3z9YehUaw8s8V49WdPpYumobKWVibOjaQfxnDxgUMkjAvkzUUdJ5qV5Tczt5NF6bJbpT2JKw_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
然而这种错觉
马上就被一个“下滑”粉碎了
![](https://res.wx.qq.com/mpres/htmledition/images/icon/common/emotion_panel/smiley/smiley_0.png)
第一关
只见大叔一个跑圈热身
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接着
。
。
。
就摩擦着地面滑了下去
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这姿势。。。
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总之
再经历过20+次翻车后
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大叔终于能熟练地坐进购物车
接着来了一个优美的加速度
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_gif_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1FH6qP3z9YehUaw8s8V49WdkTn9Gwq0MY3chlTJpXLvwcyPCwH31uUKD46TVVoBvvEvLdiaRwwxEfA_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Dgif.jpg)
飞到一个黄色记录点处
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就此,终于通过了第一关
在体验了一关后
不难发现游戏的设定是酱的
每一关都有个终点
只要让大叔坐上购物车
飞到黄色的记录点就通关
没有时间限制
没有竞争对手
唯一的挑战就是克服
神秘的物理定律
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在第二关
大叔要坐上购物车
滑上坡底的黄绿色起跳台
最后起飞摔进对面大楼三层的房间里
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来,让我们来感受一下
这神秘的物/理/魔/法
![](https://res.wx.qq.com/mpres/htmledition/images/icon/common/emotion_panel/smiley/smiley_0.png)
你瞧大叔一个曲线加速度
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再一个优美的抛物线
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然后是一场自由落体
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最后以销魂的姿势亲吻大地
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也是在这一关里
大叔初次展现出了
他的骚气与柔软帅气与韧性
他可以这样起飞
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也能这样起飞
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还能这样起飞
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踏马还能这样起飞![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_res.wx.qq.com_%7C_mpres_%7C_htmledition_%7C_images_%7C_icon_%7C_common_%7C_emotion_panel_%7C_emoji_wx_%7C_2_05.png.png)
![](https://res.wx.qq.com/mpres/htmledition/images/icon/common/emotion_panel/emoji_wx/2_05.png)
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在大叔以一千万种姿势起飞与落地后
他终于撞进了那间房间
看见了一个
!!!
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(我就不剧透了你们自己玩吧)
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第三关依旧是在街道上
但这一回
要飞进天台上的直升飞机里
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飞就飞吧
在大叔以两千万种姿势起飞与落地后
终于跳进了直升飞机里
终于进入了第四关
???
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_gif_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1FH6qP3z9YehUaw8s8V49WdpicP2oLXgGicTSbz2vXNx1pEwwwicnADrwiczkZdtFeWicbFZicgWWbPQYGw_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Dgif.jpg)
在冰天雪地里飞购物车?
好歹也给大叔穿个棉袄吧
这背心裤衩看着也太
透心凉,心飞扬
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再接着继续飞
你还要和大叔一起经历
撞飞雪人![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_res.wx.qq.com_%7C_mpres_%7C_htmledition_%7C_images_%7C_icon_%7C_common_%7C_emotion_panel_%7C_smiley_%7C_smiley_0.png.png)
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飞上城堡![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_res.wx.qq.com_%7C_mpres_%7C_htmledition_%7C_images_%7C_icon_%7C_common_%7C_emotion_panel_%7C_smiley_%7C_smiley_0.png.png)
![](https://res.wx.qq.com/mpres/htmledition/images/icon/common/emotion_panel/smiley/smiley_0.png)
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飞进海里![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_res.wx.qq.com_%7C_mpres_%7C_htmledition_%7C_images_%7C_icon_%7C_common_%7C_emotion_panel_%7C_smiley_%7C_smiley_0.png.png)
![](https://res.wx.qq.com/mpres/htmledition/images/icon/common/emotion_panel/smiley/smiley_0.png)
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1FH6qP3z9YehUaw8s8V49WdwbhBU6OgLf0rCia38icgictsrNKJ8I4nFibEats5XoQE8IQqDLbCa7Bhmw_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
........
给你们看看
这是我家大叔的最后一飞
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这车我不飙了!!!!
谁厉害谁来玩吧!!!
我下次去超市一定拿篮子
不推购物车不作梦
![](http://static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1FH6qP3z9YehUaw8s8V49Wdd3f8TNBM6Ofnza70zIXx6GWEGRkKpMOcNv3ZV6f0GjwUkM2bmOIfnw_%7C_640%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
温馨提示
如果你中间实在玩不下去
没关系
那就点叉重新再来
我才不会告诉你这个游戏没有存档
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
![](https://res.wx.qq.com/mpres/htmledition/images/icon/common/emotion_panel/smiley/smiley_0.png)
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