一周趣闻 |一刀两断的不仅是感情,还是丁丁上的螺母
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欢迎收看一周趣闻第九期
我是你们的趣闻挖掘机——洪阿![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_res.wx.qq.com_%7C_mpres_%7C_htmledition_%7C_images_%7C_icon_%7C_common_%7C_emotion_panel_%7C_emoji_wx_%7C_2_11.png.png)
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接下来把舞台交给在过去一周里
干尽谐星事件的人们
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闪电...
是你吗?!
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外国一机动车驾驶管理处的工作人员...打...扮...成...了...闪...电...
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趣说
@栗子今天掉分了嘛: “你好我有点事咨询一下。”“你……说……吧……要……快……点……我……要……下……班……了……”
@蔚汋: 千万。。别。。。给他。。讲。。。笑。话。。哈。。哈。。哈
@邢小盒:工作效率也要慢一点,要不然不像![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1GdKz0icn141ccSrsXgGJW2C1603ic4odwVxoIAIO7USIpCjv0rBG8c3jckSN7HkUkkCGcax7IyjpdA_%7C_0%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
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你我的感情
只能一刀两断
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德国一男子被女友甩了以后,用电锯把两人曾经共同拥有的东西都锯成了两半,把一半东西还给前女友,剩下的一半放在网上拍卖。
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趣说
@璐姐姐的贴心棉袄:从此
儿短了半截
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@苞米地里的蒙面侠Zcy: 房子也一人一半吧
@馘哥newant: 风吹花凋残,鸡儿割两半。
路虎
败给了老鼠
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西安一男子的路虎汽车里住进了一只老鼠,三个月来饱受这只老鼠的困扰。老鼠不仅咬坏了许多汽车线路,还在车子里屯粮。
最后只能求助4S店,几乎拆了整部车才将这只老鼠抓到,并挂在窗口示众。
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趣说
@谜城爱宅着:建国以后动物不能成精![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_res.wx.qq.com_%7C_mpres_%7C_htmledition_%7C_images_%7C_icon_%7C_common_%7C_emotion_panel_%7C_smiley_%7C_smiley_41.png.png)
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@电热毯的插头:UC:震惊 开路虎的注意了 路虎毛病多罪魁祸首竟是它![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1GdKz0icn141ccSrsXgGJW2C1603ic4odwVxoIAIO7USIpCjv0rBG8c3jckSN7HkUkkCGcax7IyjpdA_%7C_0%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
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@几分空洞:先鼠创业未半而中道被抓
你身上有一股
浓浓的炸鸡味
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日本肯德基推出了一款“炸鸡入浴剤”,这款入浴剤不但造型还原炸鸡,使用时还会产生炸鸡的香气。洗完澡一身炸鸡味真的大丈夫吗?
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趣说
@喜欢妹妹的没有坏人:一块浓汤宝
@米迦勒的愤怒:
怕是会喝洗澡水啊...
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@EX大团长:难道不会觉得越洗越油么
奥义
螺母贯穿之术!
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一男子痛苦、尴尬又羞涩地对医生表示:生殖器套了一个螺母,十多个小时无法取出。关于螺母是如何套上去的,该男子始终没有透露![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/http%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_png_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1G6g5lsNaicTlremsVoVwlylQ1QIJYk71V898INMa2xfMcWZunUYY1z0gJ8vibSG1rNwUdB2bEA87pg_%7C_0%3Fwx_fmt%3Dpng.jpg)
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最终医生请来消防员,经过近3个小时的紧张营救,取下了螺母。
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趣说
@拦佛杀:从此,你将拥有天然螺纹屌
@就是Marin啊:有什么好猜的,家里螺丝坏了,想去买一个,就用jj量一下大小![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_jpg_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1GdKz0icn141ccSrsXgGJW2C1603ic4odwVxoIAIO7USIpCjv0rBG8c3jckSN7HkUkkCGcax7IyjpdA_%7C_0%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg.jpg)
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@陈大小姐-可以起床了:医生护士为啥要戴口罩呢?因为他们抑制不住上扬的嘴角![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/https%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_png_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1GdKz0icn141ccSrsXgGJW2CgSO9WpOLUlVVgtpt63iasxFiaVGFPKkiaIicWobtU9oEfeoTTzrnLvJRVg_%7C_0%3Fwx_fmt%3Dpng.jpg)
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滑子菇
你怎么变污了?
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一妹子为难地表示,家里的滑子菇一不小心养太大了,也是不知道怎么吃了...
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趣说
@好好好举高高:不好吃好用呀
@七月得火锅:还吃啥呀,送给好姐妹啊
@我的世界谁做主呵:下面吃比较好吃
播报完毕
感谢围观
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话说这期怎么这么污啊![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/http%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_png_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1G6g5lsNaicTlremsVoVwlylQ1QIJYk71V898INMa2xfMcWZunUYY1z0gJ8vibSG1rNwUdB2bEA87pg_%7C_0%3Fwx_fmt%3Dpng.jpg)
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还能不能发出去了呀![](//static.careerengine.us/api/aov2/http%3A_%7C__%7C_mmbiz.qpic.cn_%7C_mmbiz_png_%7C_bFmFyKDJY1G6g5lsNaicTlremsVoVwlylQ1QIJYk71V898INMa2xfMcWZunUYY1z0gJ8vibSG1rNwUdB2bEA87pg_%7C_0%3Fwx_fmt%3Dpng.jpg)
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