很多人羡慕投行实习生们10周近2万的薪水,也有人吐槽投行就是丧心病狂地加班、每周工作120 小时、蹲在厕所睡着。看似顶着光环的实习生们拼了命地熬出头,这过程或许并不如你想象的美好。国外一个吐槽贴写尽了投行实习生的辛酸泪。以下这些令人崩溃的瞬间提醒着:You Know You’re A Finance Intern。看完后你再告诉我,这种痛并快乐着的日子是你想要的吗?
1、You motivate yourself to get out of bed with the mantra “first in, last out.”
“当你经常要早起,并用“ first in, last out”来激励自己”

2、And you find it hilarious when your friends complain about their 9 a.m. jobs.
“当你朋友抱怨要九点上班,你觉得很搞笑的时候”
3、You’ve timed your commute down to the last second so you know exactly which subway car to get in.
“当你能准确知道下一个到站的是哪辆车、几点到的时候”
4、Because riding the infernal NYC subway in the summer time IN A SUIT is your version of hell.
“当你发现大夏天穿着正装坐地铁才是你的日常的时候”
5、For most people, whiskey is an acquired taste. For you, it’s a required taste.
“当你发现,对于大多数人来说,喝威士忌是一个慢慢学会的技能,而对你却变成了必须的技能”

6、And “golf” is just another word for “networking.”
“当“打高尔夫”变成了“networking”的代名词”

7、You’ve mastered the art of the seven-minute bathroom nap…
“当你成功掌握如何用上厕所的时间小睡一会儿”


8、But even then, you dream fitfully about mislabeling Excel sheets and subsequently getting fired.
即使那样,半睡半醒中你还在断断续续的幻想着自己因为把Excel单元格贴错标签而被开除...

9、You can’t remember the last time you paid for your own dinner.
“当你不记得上次吃饭自己付钱是什么时候”
10、And you know exactly what you can get for $25 from every restaurant in a 2-mile radius.
“当你知道用25美元能在附近的餐馆里点什么菜的时候”
但实际上,你哪个餐厅都没去过,食物基本靠公司的Seamless解决...

11、And, obviously, “Suit & Tie” is your anthem.
显然,“西装和领带”是你的必备装束。


12、You’re the only one of your friends who carries around a Blackberry. 
“当你变成朋友中,唯一一个用黑莓手机的人的时候”。


13、Speaking of phones, you’ve gotten pretty used to this:
“当你发现手机屏幕上总是这样…”
“因为…”
你会忙到没事时间告诉他人你很忙...

14、And, as a result, all your friends, family, and romantic prospects are acting kinda like this:
因此 你所有朋友,家人,爱人,都会像这样:

15、Which is OK because you’re in an intense, exclusive, long-term relationship with your job.
你很热爱你的工作,所以没关系。

16、When your friends leave work at 6 p.m., you’re just about finishing up the first half of your workday.
“当你的朋友6点下班,你却觉得一天才刚刚过去了一半的时候”

17、And when you leave work at midnight, you’re thrilled to be getting out “early.”
当你在午夜离开工作,你仍然会因为提前下班而感到亢奋。

18、You wish you could tell that company-expensed car service to drop you literally to your bed.
“当你希望送你回家的车,能直达到你床上的时候”

19、Because reading this list just took up all five minutes of free time you had today.
“当你读完这个post,默默放下手机继续干活的时候”

20、But at the end of the day, you go harder than anyone else you know.
你比任何人都要努力,你知道的。

所以,花一秒的时间,拍拍自己的背。

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