别担心，你爱的人终会变成赵本山

你们，猜得出，这是，谁，了吗？

居然是德普！没错，就是约翰尼德普，我们心中的杰克船长。

印象中，他是这样的——

这样的——

以及这样的——

可他在不知不觉中，就变成了这样——

和这样——

看到这样的德普，小编的内心是拒绝的

德普的离婚大戏刚刚落幕，被前妻Amber Heard指控家暴——

The couple, who were married for just under 18 months, also came to a financial settlement as part of their divorce.
2016年5月23日，Amber向法院起诉离婚。彼时，他们的婚姻仅仅维系了18个月。
She earlier accused Depp of striking her and throwing a mobile phone during a fight. He denied the allegations.She then took out a temporary restraining order against the 53-year-old obliging him not to get in contact and stay 100 yards away from her.
Amber以家暴为由向法庭申请对德普的临时禁止令，并放出自己脸部呈现淤伤的照片，称那是德普拿电话砸出来的。德普对Amber的指控表示否认，德普的粉丝也觉得这个女人简直“biao气冲天”！
Ms Heard brought a photograph of herself with a bruised cheek and eye to the Los Angeles Superior Court. "I live in fear that Johnny will return to (our house) unannounced to terrorise me, physically and emotionally,'' Ms Heard wrote in a sworn declaration.
从Amber po出的照片来看，她的脸颊和眼睛都有淤青伤痕。Amber在宣誓声明上写道：“与德普相处，我终日惶惶不安。他总是毫无征兆的恐吓我，他不仅在感情上表现出一副冷处理的态度，还曾经对我实施家暴。”
She said the actor was high on drugs and drunk when the incident occurred, and that he had pulled her hair, screamed at her, grabbed her face and hit her.
“因为磕药和酗酒，他常常无法控制自己的情绪，常常抓着我的头发对我大喊大叫，抓我的脸然后不停打我。”
（我心目中的船长画风不是这样的啊）

法院判处离婚，德普需向Amber支付700万美元的赡养费，但是琥珀将赡养费悉数捐出，一举粉碎了“就为了钱才离婚”的流言——

Amber Heard was to donate her $7m (£5.3m) divorce settlement from Johnny Depp to two charities that work with abused women and ill children.Heard will give half to the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) to prevent violence against women, and half to the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles.
Amber声称，她会将德普支付的700万美元（折合530万英镑）赡养费悉数捐给美国公民自由联盟和洛杉矶儿童医院两家慈善机构。这两家慈善机构是专门服务于受到虐待的妇女儿童的。Amber希望自己的善举，能够保护这些弱势群体不再受到伤害。
In a statement, Heard said: "Money played no role for me personally and never has, except to the extent that I could donate it to charity and, in doing so, hopefully help those less able to defend themselves。As reported in the media, the amount received in the divorce was $7m and $7m is being donated. This is over and above any funds that I have given away in the past and will continue to give away in the future."
Amber在声明中表示：“就像之前我在申请禁止令和离婚协议时所说的，对我个人而言，钱在其中不起任何作用，我只是想捐给慈善机构，以帮助那些无助的人能设法保护她们自己。正如媒体报道的，我的离婚所得就是700万美元，现在捐了出来。这笔钱比我过去的捐款要多得多，而在未来我也会继续付出。”

眼尖的网友发现现在的德普和本山叔非常的相似啊，不信你看——

德普啊，好歹你也曾是世界上最性感的男人之一啊，不要向小李子学习！

如果说德普变得神似本山大叔小编还可以忍，可看到开花（奥兰多布鲁姆）也变得跟本山大叔越来越像的时候小编简直要哭出来了。

先发几张精灵王子的旧照洗洗眼，怕一会儿你们承受不住——

舔屏的悠着点，小心口水浸坏了手机。

渐渐地，精灵王子就长成了这样——

这个......还好......是吗？

可是这个呢？

不得不说，本山大叔年轻的时候，还是挺。。妖娆的。。

可是这些，对我来说，都还好。

精灵王子在心中真正的崩塌是见到他光天化日之下裸着划船的照片。

不知道你们看过没有。

没看过也没关系——

你们以为我会给你们放图吗？

其实我真的准备给你们放图的，毕竟要瞎也不能我一个人瞎，但是手动打码打到一半的小编真是难过到手抖，码都打不全了。

还是说点好消息吧，开花和水果姐的恋情已经发展到互相给家门钥匙的地步了哟——

They now have keys to one another's homes too.
他们现在都互相有对方家门钥匙。
The source added: They ve barely been apart for weeks, so Orlando figured he should officially give Katy a key to his apartment so she can come over whenever.
消息来源称：他们总是黏在一起，所以奥兰多觉得应该把公寓钥匙给凯蒂。好让她随时都可以过来。
She was thrilled and offered him one to her place on the other side of LA too.
凯蒂激动得不行，把自己在LA的房子钥匙也给了奥兰多一把。
They spend most nights at his place and practically live together but the holiday cemented things between them. Now she's happier than ever.
他们大多数夜晚都在奥兰多那里度过，几乎跟同居没俩样，就连度假都一直黏在一起。凯蒂从来没有这么开心过。
The couple were first linked after being spotted together at The Weinstein Company and Netflix Golden Globes after party in January.
他们第一次触电是在一月份金球奖之后的派对上。

突然想起来男神抖森（汤姆希德勒斯顿）也是在今年奥斯卡颁奖礼后的派对上跟霉霉来电的。。

再放一张精灵王子的照片治眼睛——

接下来这一位，先放图——

真的没有黑Edison，年轻的时候多帅啊，一直是他的颜粉来着——

这段时间以来他的最大新闻就是微博上骂林志玲的事儿了吧

（相信这个不用小编翻译你们也看得懂哈）

再之前最令人印象深的就是他在上海机场和插队的中年男人打架的事了吧。

Chinese internet users applauded Chen's action.
中国网友大肆赞扬了陈冠希的行为。
“Chen shouldn’t have thrown other man’s ID card, but he should not be punished for stopping someone who jumped the queue,” Ding Jinkun, a lawyer, said on his Weibo microblog.
“陈冠希不应该扔掉那个男人的身份证，但他也不应该因组织他人插队而受罚。”微博上的一位律师Ding Jinkun如是说。
“Another question worth thinking about is how to stop queue-jumping,” Ding added.
“另一个该思考的问题是如何制止插队，”他说。
queue-jumping：插队
queue-jumper：插队的人

你们以为就这仨人跟本山大叔越长越像吗？

事情远不止这么简单。

小栗旬